who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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