Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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