I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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