sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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