Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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