Have you finally orgasmed yet?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I wear drunk well.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
