Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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