we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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