what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
