trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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