Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
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