Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I love you.
Bad choice
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