was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I love having hate sex.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Let's paint friendship bongs
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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