I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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