still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
