Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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