I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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