I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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