After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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