did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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