quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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