I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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