ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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