Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I love you.
Bad choice
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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