I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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