Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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