Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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