My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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