Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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