the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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