I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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