I hate all girls vehemently.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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