He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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