the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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