Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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