Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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