nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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