They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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