wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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