Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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