my being single is dangerous.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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