Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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