y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
FUCK WHALES
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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