My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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