Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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