Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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