I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.