Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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