google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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