just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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