Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Who died my cat blue again?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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