The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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