and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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