Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
