Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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