and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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