the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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