hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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